Lest ya fergits, these is the CowBoy Values we all hold sacred:

Never kick a Lady in the midriff, especially if'n she's wearin' corsets...

Never Shoot No One in the back Nohow... Unless yer feelin Ornery...

Never cheat at cards... If there's anybody watchin...

Always respect our noble Red Brothers,.. Unless of course they're on the Warpath or they whup ya at Numbly Peg, at which point it's okay ta shoot several thousand of 'em...

Always tip yer hat to the Ladies, 'specially the Ladies over at Miss Kitties',.. Bein' a polite hombre may get ya a discount...