Those of you who may have been paying attention to the NASA buzz these past few months are most likely up on the news concerning the missing Apollo 11 tapes, as well as the controversy over the restoration... We're told that some bone head actually erased and recorded over these one of a kind historic tapes - but then that they were later, nearly miraculously restored... How is this possible? Could any of the speculation over faked Moon landings and retouched Moon Photos be true?
Well, we here at Quagmire Labs have also dedicated a fair amount of research into this mind twisting problem... mostly by watching old Buck Rogers and Rocky Jones serials, as well as random episodes of Space 1999... Then after weeks of intense viewing - just as we thought we might go blind - Eureka! A breakthrough inspiration by one of our valued staff (I think it was Donny the doughnut boy) - who proposed: "If NASA could fake Moon Landing Photos, then why couldn't we?"
We put our heads together to ponder this momentous question: "Would it be ethical? Would it be libelous? Most importantly, would there be any money in it??"
Deciding that even if it were marginally unethical - it probably wouldn't be profitable... So we fired Donny on the spot (though we kept the doughnuts) -- But what to do? What to do? More research? I couldn't face another rerun of Space 1999 -- Then from the most unexpected of places - Success! Taped to the inside door of an little used locker, where we store old croquet mallets and other blunt weapons of mass destruction, was a faded photo from the actual moon landings and one that you're likely NOT to find on NASA's web site... Presented here, after only a modicum of clean-up and retouching, (We ran it through the dishwasher) - Yes, documented PROOF that the Moon Landings not only were real, but also why NASA may have been less than eager to have these seen by the general public...
For it seems, that there to meet our intrepid Astronauts, were those playful, if enigmatic Green Space Bunnies, who have previously been spotted on Mars, in Orbit, or even here on Earth (Doing something unpleasant to a cow)... But Why? How? The logic escapes me... Obviously NASA couldn't deal with the implications either - which is perhaps why these photos were "Lost" for so many decades... But unlike NASA, we have no fear (except perhaps of the Bogy Man) So here after decades of gathering dust, we present for your ogling pleasure, one of the actual, authentic Moon Landing Photos... (Yup)...
Just as a follow-up note, for anyone who may be questioning the Bunny's scanty space garb - it is a well documented principle of comic book physics, that while males of all sorts require large bulky space suits - Females of the species (especially well endowed females) can exist in hard vacuum wearing little more than the skimpiest negligee and a bubble helmet... Why exactly this is so, would require a good deal of exposition, plus a degree in pseudo-science, for you to understand... So just accept it and feel fortunate that this is the case... Enjoy... JQ