Hey there li'l Sure-Shots, Don'cha know America was based on pure, clean, wholesome values as exemplified by our favorite Cowboy Heroes... Think back now, would Tex or Roy or Gene want to look at this picture..?

The Heck with Gene an Roy an Tex, I still want to see at the picture..!!

No, I'd rather kiss a horse...

If you'd rather kiss a horse click here...

And what's more, if you did kiss a horse would you brush your teeth first..?